1 00:00:20,268 --> 00:00:21,760 Take the stones and run... 2 00:00:27,059 --> 00:00:28,046 What happened now? 3 00:00:28,126 --> 00:00:29,241 Why did you come here? 4 00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:31,514 Yes, this is my home, you idiots! 5 00:00:31,594 --> 00:00:33,600 What if this one is strange, who came to us, 6 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:34,796 Did you tell the truth? 7 00:00:34,876 --> 00:00:36,034 - Stone! - Stone! 8 00:00:36,114 --> 00:00:37,627 This girl was talking about stones. 9 00:00:37,707 --> 00:00:39,791 Just imagine what we can do with them. 10 00:00:39,871 --> 00:00:42,806 Just think, I stopped time! 11 00:00:42,886 --> 00:00:44,415 How can I get it back? 12 00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:46,129 For what? 13 00:01:07,438 --> 00:01:08,438 Stop, you fool! 14 00:01:16,498 --> 00:01:17,584 Stop, you fool! 15 00:01:26,804 --> 00:01:29,604 No, it could have been later run away, not in the morning? 16 00:01:34,038 --> 00:01:35,789 Damn you're heavy! On the masses, or what? 17 00:01:38,036 --> 00:01:39,278 Where are you going again? 18 00:01:48,510 --> 00:01:50,067 Well, she untied me quickly! 19 00:01:50,147 --> 00:01:51,801 Yeah, are you still going to run away? 20 00:01:51,881 --> 00:01:53,264 - Will! - So! 21 00:01:53,787 --> 00:01:55,342 Don't piss, and you are our relatives. 22 00:01:55,858 --> 00:01:57,016 I didn't mean to. 23 00:01:57,096 --> 00:01:59,219 And this expression is - don’t be afraid in the sense. 24 00:01:59,299 --> 00:02:00,299 Yes. 25 00:02:01,557 --> 00:02:03,493 In short, you are our grandmother in some generation. 26 00:02:03,573 --> 00:02:05,618 You're a grandma yourself, okay? 27 00:02:05,698 --> 00:02:08,180 Let's take me back. 28 00:02:08,260 --> 00:02:09,479 We'll return, we'll return, 29 00:02:09,995 --> 00:02:12,797 just explain it again, How did you end up here? 30 00:02:12,877 --> 00:02:15,341 Yes, I already said - through the hole. 31 00:02:15,421 --> 00:02:17,049 It's all stones and Chinese. 32 00:02:17,975 --> 00:02:19,191 Well, we didn't see the Chinese. 33 00:02:19,271 --> 00:02:20,303 Didn't see it. 34 00:02:21,249 --> 00:02:23,089 - And they found stones. - Found. 35 00:02:23,169 --> 00:02:24,739 That's it, thank God. 36 00:02:24,819 --> 00:02:27,751 Let's get them here while you all it didn't get sucked into the hole. 37 00:02:27,831 --> 00:02:30,477 - Yes... - Here’s the thing... 38 00:02:30,557 --> 00:02:31,759 - Yes. - Well... 39 00:02:31,839 --> 00:02:33,120 You didn't touch them, did you? 40 00:02:37,071 --> 00:02:38,282 They are in good hands. 41 00:02:58,017 --> 00:02:59,058 Hello. 42 00:02:59,138 --> 00:03:00,292 What is this? 43 00:03:00,372 --> 00:03:05,130 And this is an English breakfast for my queen. 44 00:03:05,849 --> 00:03:07,146 Senkyu veri mach. 45 00:03:07,623 --> 00:03:08,839 Where is Kolka? 46 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:10,332 I already took him to school. 47 00:03:12,708 --> 00:03:14,015 Lyosha, you mixed everything up again. 48 00:03:14,095 --> 00:03:15,453 Our anniversary was in March. 49 00:03:15,533 --> 00:03:19,089 Well, I can't just do it make you happy? 50 00:03:19,169 --> 00:03:22,104 By the way, add something pleasant to your schedule, 51 00:03:22,184 --> 00:03:25,192 because Kolka goes to football after school. 52 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:30,583 I don’t understand. 53 00:03:31,683 --> 00:03:32,683 What's wrong with him? 54 00:03:33,601 --> 00:03:34,763 Banged, or what? 55 00:03:34,843 --> 00:03:35,951 Why did you bang right away? 56 00:03:36,031 --> 00:03:37,271 A? 57 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:38,351 A? 58 00:03:39,921 --> 00:03:42,794 I say, I bought more Provençal herbs. 59 00:03:42,874 --> 00:03:43,874 How do you like it? 60 00:03:45,179 --> 00:03:46,579 So what happened to the stone in the end? 61 00:03:47,304 --> 00:03:48,554 Did you figure out what he can do? 62 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,089 No at all, it’s like that... 63 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:57,357 Although... I think I started to see better. 64 00:03:58,132 --> 00:03:59,382 What a beauty you are to me. 65 00:04:04,093 --> 00:04:05,679 And what did I want from him? 66 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,663 It comes with a washing machine according to the instructions can't figure it out. 67 00:04:09,477 --> 00:04:12,789 In the end, no house, no stone, and over-salted the eggs. 68 00:04:13,729 --> 00:04:15,079 Ugh, is that a shell, or what? 69 00:04:17,921 --> 00:04:19,562 Thank you, very tasty. 70 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:26,450 Our application "Face Hunter" - 71 00:04:26,983 --> 00:04:29,227 this is a new stage in technology development, 72 00:04:29,307 --> 00:04:32,209 artificial intelligence and neural networks. 73 00:04:33,281 --> 00:04:37,538 It can quickly recognize faces in photos and videos. 74 00:04:38,018 --> 00:04:40,629 And spends minimal amount of resources. 75 00:04:40,709 --> 00:04:45,470 So I guess this is the application it will be super useful for you. 76 00:04:46,131 --> 00:04:47,449 And Mr. Wei asks, 77 00:04:47,529 --> 00:04:50,443 what makes your product different? from others on the market? 78 00:04:50,943 --> 00:04:51,943 Mm! 79 00:04:52,579 --> 00:04:55,180 Our application not only recognizes faces, 80 00:04:55,260 --> 00:04:56,862 but it also creates a base. 81 00:04:57,304 --> 00:05:00,375 I think now with the help our application 82 00:05:00,455 --> 00:05:03,570 you can finally count all my compatriots, 83 00:05:03,650 --> 00:05:06,969 because our application will not think that you all look the same. 84 00:05:16,973 --> 00:05:18,623 Well done, then well done. 85 00:05:19,513 --> 00:05:20,528 Just one request. 86 00:05:21,173 --> 00:05:23,023 Never joke again, bro. 87 00:05:23,103 --> 00:05:24,228 I don't understand humor. 88 00:05:25,728 --> 00:05:27,572 You'll blurt something out of topic again, 89 00:05:27,652 --> 00:05:29,652 You’ll go to the ground floor to work, understand? 90 00:05:30,603 --> 00:05:31,859 There's also parking there. 91 00:05:31,939 --> 00:05:33,515 That's it. Your health. 92 00:05:33,595 --> 00:05:35,395 You'll need it, it's cold there. 93 00:05:36,876 --> 00:05:38,587 And I work in a taxi, at Comfort Plus. 94 00:05:38,667 --> 00:05:41,167 By the way, give a round of applause, who travels on Comfort Plus 95 00:06:21,671 --> 00:06:22,671 Assholes? 96 00:06:25,370 --> 00:06:26,370 Assholes! 97 00:06:26,983 --> 00:06:29,835 I forgot to say, Gosha got sick, he has rotavirus. 98 00:06:30,567 --> 00:06:31,940 I let the guy go. 99 00:06:32,020 --> 00:06:35,716 It works because it works a lot more than all of you combined. 100 00:06:36,540 --> 00:06:37,600 What did he do? 101 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,630 He was on the phone all day today. 102 00:06:40,215 --> 00:06:41,963 Were you following him, or what? 103 00:06:42,043 --> 00:06:43,224 Do you have a lot of time? And what? 104 00:06:44,307 --> 00:06:46,792 If there is a lot, I took all the tasks Goshin and did it. 105 00:06:47,567 --> 00:06:48,612 I won't make it in time. 106 00:06:48,692 --> 00:06:50,267 You will have time, you will have time to do everything. 107 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:58,343 I'll take Gosha's jacket. I asked him to pick me up. 108 00:07:05,949 --> 00:07:07,709 Son, what happened? Why not at football? 109 00:07:07,789 --> 00:07:09,889 My grandmother told me that I am not your son. 110 00:07:14,297 --> 00:07:15,297 In terms of? 111 00:07:16,094 --> 00:07:18,254 She says mom was messing with the neighbor 112 00:07:18,334 --> 00:07:19,998 while you were on the night shift. 113 00:07:22,969 --> 00:07:24,674 It's been a while since you got hit in the face, huh? 114 00:07:24,754 --> 00:07:25,736 - So! - Lyokha, what are you doing? 115 00:07:25,816 --> 00:07:27,525 - How do you talk to your son? - This is Gosha! 116 00:07:27,605 --> 00:07:30,855 I tell you now your stone where will I put it, curly kalancha? 117 00:07:33,347 --> 00:07:36,259 Okay, okay, I forgot that the doctors sense of humor is so-so. 118 00:07:36,339 --> 00:07:39,191 - Yeah! - Gosh, don’t do that again. 119 00:07:39,808 --> 00:07:42,642 So, how did you know that he was not this... 120 00:07:42,722 --> 00:07:44,072 The stone reads my thoughts. 121 00:07:45,472 --> 00:07:47,022 Just don’t tell Lyuda, okay? 122 00:07:47,503 --> 00:07:49,667 Yes you... what are you doing? 123 00:07:49,747 --> 00:07:52,231 Why are you like little children? This is not your stone! 124 00:07:54,251 --> 00:07:55,259 Give it here! 125 00:07:56,269 --> 00:07:57,576 Dad, why did she give orders? 126 00:07:57,656 --> 00:07:58,765 Grandma is right, give it back. 127 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,083 Give it back. 128 00:08:08,343 --> 00:08:09,814 So, so what? All. 129 00:08:09,894 --> 00:08:10,894 All. 130 00:08:11,515 --> 00:08:12,515 Are you ready? 131 00:08:13,182 --> 00:08:14,182 Well... 132 00:08:15,288 --> 00:08:18,515 Well, Varvara, it was nice get to know you. 133 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:23,826 Hello relatives, and God bless you. 134 00:08:23,906 --> 00:08:25,384 - All. - Good luck. 135 00:08:39,407 --> 00:08:41,079 Something's not working out, right? 136 00:08:43,489 --> 00:08:44,489 But what about... 137 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:48,458 The Chinese did this, and it worked. 138 00:08:48,538 --> 00:08:50,962 We need some kind of spell in Chinese. 139 00:08:51,042 --> 00:08:52,430 Maybe he said something? 140 00:08:52,510 --> 00:08:54,606 No, he was silent. 141 00:08:54,686 --> 00:08:58,312 I congratulate you all, we will all disappear soon. 142 00:09:00,481 --> 00:09:03,575 Damn, it works our house will go to the state. 143 00:09:04,237 --> 00:09:06,813 Maybe we can rewrite it as Luda, huh? She won't disappear. 144 00:09:06,893 --> 00:09:08,702 Dad, where is this photo? 145 00:09:11,245 --> 00:09:12,245 So. 146 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:17,348 If Varya is wearing Lenka's sneakers in the past, 147 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:20,820 it turns out we were able to do it somehow get it back, right? 148 00:09:21,671 --> 00:09:22,671 So. 149 00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:26,391 How did you return it? I'm still here. 150 00:09:26,471 --> 00:09:28,450 - She's still here. - It's definitely her. 151 00:09:28,530 --> 00:09:30,362 Yes, I see, that’s the question, dad. 152 00:09:30,935 --> 00:09:33,934 We didn’t return her now, but as if in the future, you know? 153 00:09:34,476 --> 00:09:35,476 Ah-ah-ah! 154 00:09:35,948 --> 00:09:38,609 Dad, what would you do first? 155 00:09:39,382 --> 00:09:40,466 I would drink the liqueur. 156 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:41,833 Yes... 157 00:09:41,913 --> 00:09:45,621 Listen, I'm the same professor here gave me a ride, became friends. 158 00:09:45,701 --> 00:09:48,169 I'll call him and ask him maybe he can tell you something. 159 00:09:48,249 --> 00:09:49,919 Mm! Great plan. 160 00:09:50,540 --> 00:09:53,390 But for now you can use stones use it if you're so lucky. 161 00:09:56,475 --> 00:09:57,475 So, where are you going? 162 00:09:58,688 --> 00:09:59,766 With a cello? 163 00:10:00,318 --> 00:10:02,466 Well, daddy, I’ll go to the water park and give her a bath. 164 00:10:04,194 --> 00:10:05,844 To the conservatory like this? 165 00:10:06,351 --> 00:10:07,700 Now everyone walks like this. 166 00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:08,782 Will I take it? 167 00:10:08,862 --> 00:10:10,306 Put down the stone, it's dangerous! 168 00:10:10,386 --> 00:10:13,634 Dad, I told you, I'm late on a turnip, and it’s faster. 169 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,113 - So, give it here! - Bye. 170 00:10:18,105 --> 00:10:20,009 I'll deal with her in the evening. 171 00:10:20,089 --> 00:10:22,271 I'll also take it for a day to use. 172 00:10:22,351 --> 00:10:23,591 Lyosha! 173 00:10:23,671 --> 00:10:25,871 I have a problem for family reasons. 174 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:28,679 Dad, you know what? 175 00:10:29,625 --> 00:10:32,396 I have advice: use it, while the opportunity is there. 176 00:10:32,476 --> 00:10:33,749 Yes Mikhalych! 177 00:10:34,539 --> 00:10:35,546 Those are parasites, eh! 178 00:10:36,171 --> 00:10:38,818 Oh, I should come and give it to them. 179 00:10:38,898 --> 00:10:39,905 And don't talk. 180 00:10:41,131 --> 00:10:42,327 What to do now? 181 00:10:44,179 --> 00:10:45,179 Alice! 182 00:10:46,058 --> 00:10:49,003 Tell me how a person send to the past? 183 00:10:49,890 --> 00:10:53,361 Currently, science does not offer ready-made options 184 00:10:53,441 --> 00:10:55,570 to move a person into the past. 185 00:10:56,144 --> 00:10:57,959 - Who said this now? - All theories are based 186 00:10:58,039 --> 00:11:00,045 on a fantastic idea, such as wormholes 187 00:11:00,125 --> 00:11:03,725 - black holes and superluminal motion. - Alice is our virtual assistant. 188 00:11:07,866 --> 00:11:08,881 Mikhalych! 189 00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:12,663 I need to call my father so that he sanctifies everything here. 190 00:11:14,136 --> 00:11:16,134 Alice, consecrate the living room. 191 00:11:17,207 --> 00:11:18,207 Oh! 192 00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:25,766 Sorry, but you won't help Should I put a child seat in the car? 193 00:11:27,002 --> 00:11:28,482 What, do you even take me for an idiot? 194 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:29,574 Go to hell! 195 00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:31,037 Didn't understand. 196 00:11:32,764 --> 00:11:33,750 You understand everything. 197 00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:35,930 What, you thought I was going to fall for your tits, huh? 198 00:11:41,123 --> 00:11:44,716 Girl, sorry, this is a prank this is such a joke. 199 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,322 Lyokha, well, by the way, women are not your thing. 200 00:11:48,592 --> 00:11:51,202 - You goat, it’s all because of you! - That's it, good, good. 201 00:11:53,773 --> 00:11:56,255 It's not my fault that my stone is steeper than yours. 202 00:11:56,335 --> 00:11:57,692 Nothing is cooler, okay? 203 00:11:57,772 --> 00:11:58,772 Okay, not cooler. 204 00:12:01,374 --> 00:12:02,974 You still think you're cooler. 205 00:12:04,069 --> 00:12:06,075 Stop reading my thoughts, do you hear? 206 00:12:06,155 --> 00:12:08,780 - What then? - Otherwise Kolya will come home drunk today 207 00:12:09,499 --> 00:12:11,199 and he will say that it was his dad who gave him drink. 208 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:13,280 I can. 209 00:12:14,046 --> 00:12:15,046 Nothing will come. 210 00:12:16,178 --> 00:12:17,694 In short, the agreement: 211 00:12:19,084 --> 00:12:21,532 against each other We don't use stones, okay? 212 00:12:21,612 --> 00:12:22,612 Exactly? 213 00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:24,391 Exactly. 214 00:12:24,899 --> 00:12:26,684 I agree. Well, yes, now. 215 00:12:26,764 --> 00:12:27,848 I hear everything. 216 00:12:27,928 --> 00:12:29,256 I said, we don’t use it. 217 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,582 In short, the question is without a joke. 218 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,100 What? 219 00:12:36,963 --> 00:12:38,113 How to register for a taxi? 220 00:12:42,459 --> 00:12:44,235 So, did your startup fail? 221 00:12:44,315 --> 00:12:46,139 And I said, everything is unreliable there. 222 00:12:46,877 --> 00:12:48,471 And my stone is steeper, understand? 223 00:12:49,319 --> 00:12:51,030 Curly armpit! Sit down! 224 00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:17,383 - Hello. - Hello. 225 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,391 - So. - Oh! 226 00:13:21,555 --> 00:13:23,475 OK. Shhh... 227 00:13:23,555 --> 00:13:24,730 Now, now, now. 228 00:13:26,258 --> 00:13:29,226 Well? Well, what is it? 229 00:13:30,109 --> 00:13:31,109 Oh! 230 00:13:31,758 --> 00:13:32,947 I think I forgot my diapers. 231 00:13:33,027 --> 00:13:34,853 I'm quickly running back and forth now. 232 00:13:34,933 --> 00:13:36,603 - A? - One minute. Shhh... 233 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:37,736 Will you take a look yet? 234 00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:39,087 Yes, yes, okay. 235 00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:40,167 Thank you. 236 00:13:45,503 --> 00:13:46,632 Quiet, quiet, quiet. 237 00:13:46,712 --> 00:13:48,634 Honey, hush, hush, hush. 238 00:13:48,714 --> 00:13:49,785 Oh-bye-bye-bye. 239 00:13:50,238 --> 00:13:51,470 Oh-bye-bye-bye. 240 00:13:51,550 --> 00:13:52,890 Oh-bye-bye, oh-bye-bye. 241 00:14:11,713 --> 00:14:14,461 So, hey baby, shhh... 242 00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:15,562 Shhh... Wow! 243 00:14:15,642 --> 00:14:17,387 What do you need? 244 00:14:17,467 --> 00:14:20,291 I'll give you money, a phone, some candy. 245 00:14:21,156 --> 00:14:22,678 - TV. - There you are! 246 00:14:22,758 --> 00:14:24,961 - Now you'll get it in the nose. - Galya, what are you doing? 247 00:14:27,781 --> 00:14:28,842 Are you my boyfriend? 248 00:14:28,922 --> 00:14:29,922 I'm your husband. 249 00:14:30,656 --> 00:14:32,508 Husband? Pf-f! Certainly. 250 00:14:33,297 --> 00:14:34,561 You are my husband. 251 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:35,641 Joke. 252 00:14:38,891 --> 00:14:40,561 I thought you were already at the clinic. 253 00:14:40,641 --> 00:14:41,612 So yes. 254 00:14:41,692 --> 00:14:43,119 We already... 255 00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:45,818 We were just delayed. 256 00:14:45,898 --> 00:14:50,305 Here, you know, there’s such a driver, he went somewhere to get diapers. 257 00:14:52,043 --> 00:14:54,198 - Yes. - You are somehow strange. 258 00:14:54,278 --> 00:14:55,278 Yes? 259 00:14:56,489 --> 00:14:58,377 Well, I even like it that way. 260 00:14:58,457 --> 00:14:59,457 Yes? 261 00:15:02,426 --> 00:15:04,364 Beep-beep-beep! 262 00:15:06,356 --> 00:15:07,356 OK. 263 00:15:07,995 --> 00:15:09,894 - Come on, see you in the evening. - Come on, bye. 264 00:15:38,022 --> 00:15:39,372 So, sit, don’t go anywhere. 265 00:15:40,726 --> 00:15:42,435 If they are about to evacuate, signal. 266 00:15:42,515 --> 00:15:43,515 What?! 267 00:15:45,203 --> 00:15:46,529 There is a cla... 268 00:15:46,609 --> 00:15:49,218 In short, if anything happens, shout. I'll be there soon. 269 00:15:50,687 --> 00:15:54,521 Internet star, blogger picture girl. 270 00:15:54,601 --> 00:15:56,739 It’s a pity that there are fewer thoughts in my head... 271 00:15:56,819 --> 00:15:58,336 Oh, fathers! 272 00:16:00,367 --> 00:16:01,367 What do you need? 273 00:16:01,913 --> 00:16:03,976 Who beat you up like that? 274 00:16:05,015 --> 00:16:08,154 - What?! - Yes, there you have some ruins 275 00:16:08,234 --> 00:16:09,999 how it rattled! 276 00:16:11,105 --> 00:16:12,223 Fuck you! 277 00:16:12,897 --> 00:16:15,912 What did I say? I want to help. 278 00:16:15,992 --> 00:16:20,155 I remind you that using phones prohibited during the exam. 279 00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:24,167 Hello. 280 00:16:24,895 --> 00:16:25,910 Are you taking the exam too? 281 00:16:27,662 --> 00:16:28,980 Let's not get distracted. 282 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:32,170 No. Where does Professor Petrenko sit? 283 00:16:32,683 --> 00:16:33,683 Here. 284 00:16:34,709 --> 00:16:35,709 Where? 285 00:16:38,969 --> 00:16:41,004 In front of you. I'm Professor Petrenko. 286 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:42,040 Oh! 287 00:16:42,542 --> 00:16:44,316 I just didn't think that you... 288 00:16:44,396 --> 00:16:46,863 What? What am I a woman? 289 00:16:46,943 --> 00:16:49,347 - Yes, that is... - Close the door, please. 290 00:16:49,427 --> 00:16:50,726 Sorry, I just have stones... 291 00:16:50,806 --> 00:16:53,015 You have mixed up something, you should see a urologist. 292 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:54,855 Close... Let's not get distracted! 293 00:16:54,935 --> 00:16:56,215 Let's write! Quiet! 294 00:16:56,295 --> 00:16:57,575 Go out and don't interfere. 295 00:16:57,655 --> 00:17:01,513 Yes, yes, they are unique, and here's my phone number, if necessary. 296 00:17:01,593 --> 00:17:04,758 I'll definitely take a look. Finally, close the door! 297 00:17:04,838 --> 00:17:05,846 Yes, okay. 298 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,525 Yes. 299 00:17:10,377 --> 00:17:11,507 Mother! 300 00:17:11,587 --> 00:17:13,788 Our neighbor's dad beat our neighbor's girl, 301 00:17:13,868 --> 00:17:16,160 and I made her a poultice from grass. 302 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,081 And it all went away very quickly. 303 00:17:18,161 --> 00:17:19,372 Let me take a look. Let's. 304 00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,833 Police! Why are you standing there?! 305 00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:29,310 Well, stop! 306 00:17:36,782 --> 00:17:37,782 Let's get her! 307 00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:42,712 Stop, he said! 308 00:17:47,251 --> 00:17:48,251 Stop! 309 00:17:51,759 --> 00:17:52,759 Here. 310 00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:02,850 Open up! 311 00:18:19,087 --> 00:18:20,087 Crap! 312 00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:30,925 Damn, stop! 313 00:18:31,005 --> 00:18:33,768 I still need this broom for a long time keep a rogue? 314 00:18:33,848 --> 00:18:36,007 What kind of dress is this grandma's anyway? 315 00:18:36,087 --> 00:18:37,576 What the hell did I do with boobs? 316 00:18:38,263 --> 00:18:39,990 Anyway, in short, I need a break. 317 00:18:42,047 --> 00:18:43,469 Order me some sushi. Got it! 318 00:18:45,774 --> 00:18:48,321 Yes, Van Gogh, I understand you very well. 319 00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:59,744 Yes! 320 00:18:59,824 --> 00:19:03,317 So, you promised me a real one a Russian woman, and not all this. 321 00:19:04,238 --> 00:19:07,183 Yes, yes, yes it's because it's important because it's an image. 322 00:19:09,456 --> 00:19:11,619 I don't care where you get it from. 323 00:19:11,699 --> 00:19:13,699 Yes, let it at least fall from the sky. 324 00:19:20,908 --> 00:19:22,385 Is it possible to enter through the door? 325 00:19:24,276 --> 00:19:25,276 Are you going to shoot? 326 00:19:26,221 --> 00:19:27,221 What? 327 00:19:27,971 --> 00:19:29,203 Who are you, I say? 328 00:19:29,283 --> 00:19:30,254 Housewife? 329 00:19:30,334 --> 00:19:31,549 No, I'm Varvara. 330 00:19:35,131 --> 00:19:36,355 Valera. 331 00:19:36,435 --> 00:19:38,701 A! What, are you rocking, or what? 332 00:19:39,991 --> 00:19:41,569 No, I'm standing straight. 333 00:19:45,737 --> 00:19:46,737 Mm! 334 00:19:57,534 --> 00:20:01,009 I go out into the yard, yes, the gray wolf is with me. Uh! 335 00:20:01,089 --> 00:20:04,708 The boys hid like bunnies in their holes. 336 00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:08,333 I go out into the yard, yes, the gray wolf is with me. Uh! 337 00:20:08,413 --> 00:20:12,024 Fox girls - they lead them by the nose. 338 00:20:12,104 --> 00:20:15,762 I go out into the yard, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, 339 00:20:15,842 --> 00:20:19,021 there is a gray wolf with me, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh! 340 00:20:22,030 --> 00:20:23,030 Look! 341 00:20:25,146 --> 00:20:27,239 It's okay, it's okay. 342 00:20:27,771 --> 00:20:28,833 Yes, everything is fine. 343 00:20:29,739 --> 00:20:30,739 Let's. 344 00:20:40,855 --> 00:20:44,773 Don't soul me, don't soul me... 345 00:20:44,853 --> 00:20:47,158 Listen, maybe Can we sit with me after the rest? 346 00:20:47,238 --> 00:20:48,288 Let's see the series. 347 00:20:48,761 --> 00:20:50,261 I don’t know, I still have things to do at home. 348 00:20:51,386 --> 00:20:52,376 Understood. 349 00:20:52,456 --> 00:20:53,464 What about persuasion? 350 00:20:53,956 --> 00:20:55,026 What kind of men went? 351 00:20:56,495 --> 00:20:58,040 What if things are postponed until tomorrow? 352 00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,669 Well, don't give up. Push. 353 00:21:00,749 --> 00:21:01,753 Well, I don't know. 354 00:21:02,882 --> 00:21:04,466 Well, then, some other time. 355 00:21:04,546 --> 00:21:06,101 Oh, how tired you are! 356 00:21:06,912 --> 00:21:08,930 Why can’t you come up without any persuasion 357 00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:10,726 take him by the hair and throw him to the floor? 358 00:21:14,378 --> 00:21:15,378 What are you thinking about? 359 00:21:16,643 --> 00:21:17,614 Yes so. 360 00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:18,668 All by myself again. 361 00:21:18,748 --> 00:21:19,948 What series are you on? 362 00:21:20,943 --> 00:21:23,996 Very cool, about the future. Fantastic. 363 00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:26,176 About how a guy moves through time. 364 00:21:31,411 --> 00:21:33,662 ABOUT! I sometimes taxi 365 00:21:33,742 --> 00:21:35,917 and we have such a topic as increased demand. 366 00:21:35,997 --> 00:21:39,741 Well, it’s like when during peak hours you need to pay more for a taxi. 367 00:21:39,821 --> 00:21:43,074 And so I think, what if I overclock a topic with low demand? 368 00:21:44,505 --> 00:21:46,607 Well, kind of... 369 00:21:48,754 --> 00:21:49,754 Gosh! 370 00:21:50,598 --> 00:21:52,518 I think you were going to perform. 371 00:21:52,598 --> 00:21:53,598 - I? - Yes. 372 00:21:54,973 --> 00:21:57,292 Well yes, I'm just getting started. 373 00:21:57,372 --> 00:22:00,612 In short, I'm collecting now material, I'm looking closely. 374 00:22:00,692 --> 00:22:03,965 We are also collecting material, Let's take a closer look, this is our job. 375 00:22:04,465 --> 00:22:06,092 Well, like, you can tell us the material, 376 00:22:06,172 --> 00:22:07,881 and we will overclock it, for example. 377 00:22:07,961 --> 00:22:09,061 - Now? - Right now. 378 00:22:09,141 --> 00:22:10,141 Yes. 379 00:22:11,305 --> 00:22:12,686 Okay, okay. 380 00:22:12,766 --> 00:22:14,256 There is a thought, but it's just a thought. 381 00:22:14,336 --> 00:22:16,018 - So. - Imagine 382 00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:17,688 what happened 383 00:22:18,586 --> 00:22:21,813 if you could transform in absolutely any person. 384 00:22:22,766 --> 00:22:26,043 Well, imagine, you're walking down the street, you see some beautiful girl. 385 00:22:26,123 --> 00:22:28,499 - Oops! And you are her. - Yeah. 386 00:22:28,579 --> 00:22:32,410 Think about it, and you're already preparing dinner. to a stranger's man 387 00:22:32,490 --> 00:22:33,985 You are not babysitting your own children. 388 00:22:37,936 --> 00:22:38,967 - What? - I'm off. 389 00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:41,717 Gosh, wait! 390 00:22:43,850 --> 00:22:45,477 Well, my honest opinion is, 391 00:22:45,557 --> 00:22:48,493 that jokes about gender reassignment - it's a bit of a bummer. 392 00:22:48,573 --> 00:22:50,048 You just need to be closer to life, that’s all. 393 00:22:50,128 --> 00:22:52,143 - Well, yes. - Well, I agree, okay. 394 00:22:52,698 --> 00:22:54,868 I will write something, and definitely. 395 00:22:54,948 --> 00:22:55,948 Gosh! 396 00:22:56,979 --> 00:22:57,982 First of all, where are you going? 397 00:22:58,062 --> 00:23:00,569 And secondly, the guys and I wanted to sing karaoke, 398 00:23:00,649 --> 00:23:01,926 and we invite you with us. 399 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,299 I don't sing, really. 400 00:23:03,904 --> 00:23:05,500 I have a lot to do, another time, okay? 401 00:23:05,580 --> 00:23:06,584 Yes Gosh! 402 00:23:07,768 --> 00:23:09,430 Listen, you have a strange friend. 403 00:23:09,510 --> 00:23:10,805 Why are you weird? 404 00:23:10,885 --> 00:23:13,148 Well because he's into a girl wants to transform. 405 00:23:13,228 --> 00:23:15,242 Let's remember your first performance. 406 00:23:15,322 --> 00:23:17,571 - Yo! - Yes! 407 00:23:17,651 --> 00:23:19,268 From the age of eight I made myself. 408 00:23:19,877 --> 00:23:23,703 I remember how we trained every day with the boys in the same hall. 409 00:23:23,783 --> 00:23:25,861 But a little less and in a different way. 410 00:23:33,026 --> 00:23:34,026 What is it, dad? 411 00:23:35,318 --> 00:23:37,771 Our great-grandmother ran away again. 412 00:23:40,681 --> 00:23:41,681 Beautiful. 413 00:23:43,341 --> 00:23:44,341 Yes. 414 00:23:45,448 --> 00:23:46,652 You're not local, are you? 415 00:23:46,732 --> 00:23:47,972 Local. 416 00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,948 Well, I just haven’t been here for 200 years. 417 00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:52,305 Oh yeah, I'm rarely here either. 418 00:23:54,169 --> 00:23:55,169 Maybe you want to eat? 419 00:23:56,044 --> 00:23:58,450 Can. I would like some cabbage soup. 420 00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:00,771 Shchey? 421 00:24:01,302 --> 00:24:02,433 Yes. 422 00:24:02,513 --> 00:24:05,159 Well, I don’t promise cabbage soup, but the burgers over there are not bad. 423 00:24:05,239 --> 00:24:06,558 You're not a vegan, are you? 424 00:24:06,638 --> 00:24:08,317 No, I'm Orthodox. 425 00:24:08,857 --> 00:24:09,857 Wait here. 426 00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:12,294 Come to the theater to see Pushkin. 427 00:24:15,044 --> 00:24:16,089 So. 428 00:24:16,169 --> 00:24:17,300 Who is Pushkin? 429 00:24:17,380 --> 00:24:20,851 Mm! I agree, overrated dude. I like Brodsky better there. 430 00:24:20,931 --> 00:24:22,685 - Who is this? - And this is raf. 431 00:24:27,344 --> 00:24:28,344 Hmmm... 432 00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:31,115 Apparently, I didn't like it. 433 00:24:31,195 --> 00:24:32,943 Like drinking water with sand. 434 00:24:33,023 --> 00:24:34,320 - Oh, no. - Let's. 435 00:24:42,506 --> 00:24:43,803 Mm! 436 00:24:44,318 --> 00:24:45,894 But I like this. 437 00:24:45,974 --> 00:24:47,174 Listen, who are you anyway? 438 00:24:48,607 --> 00:24:49,723 Didn't understand. 439 00:24:49,803 --> 00:24:51,568 Oh wait, let me guess 440 00:24:52,537 --> 00:24:54,285 You’re somehow an anarcho-primitivist, right? 441 00:24:54,365 --> 00:24:57,848 That is, you deny science there, technology, electricity, everything, right? 442 00:24:57,928 --> 00:24:58,928 Well, kind of Amish. 443 00:24:59,407 --> 00:25:01,063 - Yes. - Cool. 444 00:25:02,266 --> 00:25:03,274 Where do you live? 445 00:25:04,157 --> 00:25:05,164 With relatives. 446 00:25:06,567 --> 00:25:09,028 Oh, they're probably looking for me I need to go home. 447 00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:10,710 Let's go, I'll accompany you. 448 00:25:11,162 --> 00:25:13,112 Well, can I have another one of these pie? 449 00:25:13,638 --> 00:25:14,638 Can. 450 00:25:40,813 --> 00:25:41,813 Oh! 451 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:45,755 Lyosha? 452 00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:49,888 Lyosha, well, we need to warn you. I've had the reflex since school. 453 00:25:49,968 --> 00:25:53,046 Damn, I thought you'd like it. Spontaneously, without talking. 454 00:25:53,741 --> 00:25:54,864 Well, kind of passion. 455 00:25:56,483 --> 00:25:58,320 Well, actually, it was not bad. 456 00:25:58,900 --> 00:26:00,505 There is something in this. 457 00:26:00,585 --> 00:26:01,702 Well, Lyosha, I’m sorry. 458 00:26:06,163 --> 00:26:07,553 We'll have to punish you. 459 00:26:08,343 --> 00:26:09,796 Is that you at all or not? 460 00:26:11,155 --> 00:26:12,155 Stupid. 461 00:26:13,647 --> 00:26:14,647 More. 462 00:26:15,210 --> 00:26:16,241 Sheep is stupid! 463 00:26:17,623 --> 00:26:19,639 - Cattle! - Harlot! 464 00:26:31,521 --> 00:26:33,529 Maybe this is his superpower. 465 00:26:34,792 --> 00:26:35,885 It's a pity, it won't last long. 466 00:26:36,690 --> 00:26:37,987 I'm out of breath, poor thing. 467 00:26:38,588 --> 00:26:40,026 He'll probably pass out now. 468 00:26:41,151 --> 00:26:42,954 Delight! 469 00:26:43,034 --> 00:26:44,034 Luda, 470 00:26:44,682 --> 00:26:48,159 I seem to have there was some uncertainty left. 471 00:26:48,713 --> 00:26:50,916 Lesha, are you sure? 472 00:26:52,448 --> 00:26:54,581 Confidence is my middle name. 473 00:27:20,131 --> 00:27:21,131 Oh my God! 474 00:27:27,608 --> 00:27:29,114 - Yes? - Good evening. 475 00:27:29,194 --> 00:27:32,913 This is Professor Petrenko. You came to see me today, remember? 476 00:27:33,441 --> 00:27:34,771 Yes, hello, of course I remember. 477 00:27:34,851 --> 00:27:37,852 I have this... photographic memory on beautiful women. 478 00:27:37,932 --> 00:27:40,625 That... Sorry, I... 479 00:27:40,705 --> 00:27:43,581 Well, why didn’t you tell me right away? What are these Wuxing stones? 480 00:27:44,674 --> 00:27:46,400 Which, whose, don’t understand? 481 00:27:46,868 --> 00:27:50,129 Well, that's what they call them, This is a lost Chinese relic, 482 00:27:50,209 --> 00:27:52,364 five sacred stones. 483 00:27:52,444 --> 00:27:53,444 Yeah. 484 00:27:54,287 --> 00:27:55,262 How's five? 485 00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:58,318 Well, yes. Oh, if you want 486 00:27:59,053 --> 00:28:00,498 we can meet 487 00:28:00,578 --> 00:28:02,438 I know a lot about them. 488 00:28:02,975 --> 00:28:06,067 And you will tell me where did you get these pictures from? 489 00:28:06,147 --> 00:28:09,293 Of course I want to meet you. 490 00:28:09,373 --> 00:28:10,821 Tea, coffee - let's dance. 491 00:28:10,901 --> 00:28:14,040 Well, that is, let's talk about stones. 492 00:28:14,120 --> 00:28:18,422 Then we'll see you tomorrow at 14:00 on Turgenevskaya. 493 00:28:18,502 --> 00:28:20,768 - Fine? - Yes, I understood everything. Will. Thank you. 494 00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:22,815 What an idiot. 495 00:28:28,024 --> 00:28:31,441 Well, this is where I lived. That is, I live. 496 00:28:32,537 --> 00:28:33,537 Mm! 497 00:28:34,470 --> 00:28:35,577 Cool. 498 00:28:35,657 --> 00:28:37,009 No, it seems exactly the same. 499 00:28:40,884 --> 00:28:44,228 Well, it was nice to meet you. 500 00:28:46,867 --> 00:28:49,562 If somehow If you break in with me, I'll be glad. 501 00:28:50,642 --> 00:28:51,905 Agas. 502 00:28:51,985 --> 00:28:52,993 Agas. 503 00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:55,085 Well then, see you later. 504 00:28:55,165 --> 00:28:56,204 - Yes? - Yes. 505 00:29:00,838 --> 00:29:02,180 Eh! 506 00:29:02,260 --> 00:29:03,534 Is he pestering you? 507 00:29:04,206 --> 00:29:05,503 No, this is my friend. 508 00:29:06,409 --> 00:29:07,415 Yes? 509 00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:10,659 Hurry home, there is news. Let your girlfriend go for a walk. 510 00:29:11,862 --> 00:29:13,549 Your dad is harsh. 511 00:29:14,042 --> 00:29:15,073 He's not my dad. 512 00:29:19,455 --> 00:29:20,470 Goodbye! 513 00:29:25,198 --> 00:29:26,198 Ah... 514 00:29:26,940 --> 00:29:27,955 Oh, yeah. 515 00:29:30,573 --> 00:29:33,198 Varvara, we already have enough problems. 516 00:29:34,565 --> 00:29:35,979 Are you playing tricks? 517 00:29:36,674 --> 00:29:38,151 And if, God forbid, you get pregnant. 518 00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:39,719 What? 519 00:29:39,799 --> 00:29:40,937 Uh... 520 00:29:41,017 --> 00:29:44,056 You kind of have to take care of yourself for our grandfather. 521 00:29:44,674 --> 00:29:47,564 Ahh! Or maybe I don't like grandfathers. 522 00:29:48,041 --> 00:29:49,807 In general, I myself know how to live. 523 00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:52,641 And if you know then tell me, where is the fifth stone? 524 00:29:54,385 --> 00:29:55,385 Fifth?! 525 00:29:59,978 --> 00:30:01,150 Go away quickly, fool! 526 00:30:01,939 --> 00:30:03,758 Now everything will collapse. 527 00:30:41,721 --> 00:30:43,371 You can't mess with anyone here at all, 528 00:30:43,451 --> 00:30:45,222 because we won't be able to be born. 529 00:30:45,302 --> 00:30:47,672 A beautiful girl, but she runs after men. 530 00:30:47,752 --> 00:30:48,779 Is he hitting you? 531 00:30:51,767 --> 00:30:52,828 Your friend, or what? 532 00:30:52,908 --> 00:30:53,976 Madness! 533 00:30:54,056 --> 00:30:56,320 - What is this hard thing we have here? - Just a second. 534 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:58,098 No, no, no, no! 535 00:30:58,178 --> 00:30:59,758 Has anything changed for you lately? 536 00:30:59,838 --> 00:31:01,109 Everything seems to be as usual. 537 00:31:01,189 --> 00:31:02,582 What have I learned so new about you?! 538 00:31:02,662 --> 00:31:03,645 Nothing! 539 00:31:03,725 --> 00:31:05,559 How did you manage to get this book? 540 00:31:05,639 --> 00:31:07,365 Taxi drivers have their secrets.